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These are the stud monsters that are currently available for breeding. If you would like to have your own monster, simply read through their bios, choose two, and purchase a breeding through the "get your own monster" link. For more about breeding, please refer to the monster faqs.

(Also, as you read through their bios you may notice we refer to them as "he". Monsters don't pay much attention to gender, but they do prefer "he" to "it" and so we honor their wishes.)

 

Ronaldo

Ronaldo

Ronaldo loves the beach and all beach-related activities, such as sunning, building sand castles, and having barbeques.  Ronaldo is also a natural surfer and has won the Monster Surf Invitational for the last 3 years in a row.  His easy-going nature and ability to throw a frisbee with incredible accuracy makes him a favorite at the goofypoofy.com picnics.

Ronaldo
     
Herb

Herb

Herb is one of our quieter monsters and enjoys reading, solving crossword puzzles, and gardening.  Many are surprised by his quick dry wit and aptitude for writing one-act plays.  Not surprisingly, he is a devoted fan of Noel Coward.  Herb is also an accomplished cook, and regularly makes crepes for Saturday breakfast.

Herb
   
Tweets

Tweets

Tweets is our resident rock star monster.  We can hand him any instrument and he will make it rock!  He is trying to form a all-monster band at the ranch, tentatively named "Moon-Star" (because it sounds like "monster").  Tweets is beginning to take painting lessons from Chachi and is finding his own visual style, though music is his true passion. 

Tweets
     
Monster X

Monster X

What can we say about Monster X?  Not a lot, because we still don't know a lot about him.  We do know that he's not an Earth monster, so we're not really sure what will happen when we breed Monster X.  We also haven't seen his back spots yet, but hope that as he becomes accustomed to the different gravity and language, he'll reveal them to us.

Monster X
     
Chachi

Chachi

Chachi is a true artist.  We're running out of paper, canvas, and walls for him to draw on, which makes me think that Chachi may be involved in the recent crop circle appearances.  Chachi hopes to finish up work on his one-monster gallery show "Fleeced and Zippered: A Monster Deconstructed" this summer and take it on the road. 

Chachi
   
and even more stud monsters are on their way...